1 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:44,292 GOLDEN BEAR BERLIN FILM FESTIVAL 1972 2 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:02,342 The window that once glowed bright 3 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:06,684 Has gone dark 4 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:10,763 A sign that my beloved 5 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:14,563 Is unwell 6 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:20,565 Her sister comes to the window 7 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:24,035 And tells me 8 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:28,914 "Your beloved is dead 9 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,579 And buried" 10 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:35,421 She always lamented 11 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:41,135 That she slept alone 12 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:45,798 Now she sleeps 13 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:51,270 In the arms of Death 14 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:24,963 - After you. - No, please. I insist. 15 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,303 No, Mr. Chaucer. I wouldn't dream of it. 16 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,970 It's nothing, sir. 17 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:36,394 Nothing, my ass! You almost knocked me out! 18 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:39,814 Your nose is like a bludgeon! 19 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,189 Just joking. I hope I didn't offend you. 20 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:46,825 Ah, but between a jest and a joke, 21 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,194 many a truth can be told. 22 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,912 I may be a bit chubby — I can't deny that — 23 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,335 but I don't mind in the least. 24 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,799 I'm so skilled in the art of weaving 25 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:06,717 that I put all those bitches in Ypres and Ghent to shame. 26 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:11,304 In all modesty — Shit! Oh, beg your pardon. 27 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:14,554 Anyway, there's no one better than me 28 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:18,190 for gathering collections in church, all modesty aside. 29 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,561 And should any woman try to challenge me, 30 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,404 I'll make her rue the day she was born! 31 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:28,989 I'll eat the little darling alive! 32 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,787 Thrice I went to Jerusalem 33 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:39,082 Then I went to Rome, Santiago di Compostela, 34 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:41,376 Galicia, and Cologne. 35 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,917 I'm no spring chicken, 36 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,044 but I know how to laugh, 37 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:51,048 and, more importantly, how to make others laugh. 38 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:55,929 I also know all sorts of remedies for love's ills, 39 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,643 just between you and me, lads. 40 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:03,770 Because, my darlings, I know that old dance of love... 41 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:19,456 Good folks, I come bearing indulgences piping-hot from Rome. 42 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,795 And here's a piece of the Virgin's veil, 43 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,415 and a strip of Saint Peter's sail 44 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,713 when he sailed on the sea, 45 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,961 before Christ called him 46 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,506 and taught him to walk on water. 47 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,757 Radix malorum est cupiditas. 48 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,636 Greed is the root of all evil. 49 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:39,976 Don't be miserly. Come and buy. 50 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,062 Buy, buy... 51 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:47,525 Nowhere do the Gospels command virginity. 52 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,866 Besides, what were the genitals made for? 53 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,655 Not just to lie there dormant. 54 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:56,205 And don't tell me they were made just for pissing! 55 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,415 I think they have a variety of uses. 56 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,001 Why else would scripture speak of a man's debt to his wife? 57 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,003 Ladies and gentlemen... 58 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,838 your attention, please. 59 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,583 Silence, please. 60 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,678 Gentle folk... 61 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,055 truly I welcome you 62 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,017 from the bottom of my heart, 63 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,852 for I swear 64 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:23,269 that in all these years I never saw so fine a company. 65 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,811 You take the path to Canterbury. Good luck. 66 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,563 God protect you, 67 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,190 and may the holy blessed martyrs reward you. 68 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:34,944 But vast experience has taught me 69 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,162 that on such a long journey 70 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,457 you may become dreadfully bored, 71 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,998 so here is some friendly advice. 72 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,871 To lighten the journey, 73 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:50,134 let each of you tell a tale on your way to Canterbury. 74 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:53,253 I shall keep the count and be your guide as well, 75 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,722 accompanying you at my own expense 76 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,841 until you reach Canterbury. 77 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,219 Do all agree? 78 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,032 Listen! 79 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,568 I have decided to take a wife. 80 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,743 No other life is worth a bean. 81 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,868 I'm convinced of it. Marriage is paradise. 82 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,628 When a man is old, 83 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,418 he should take a fair young wife 84 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,754 to beget an heir... 85 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,554 and live a life of pleasure. 86 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:41,435 All learned men agree on this. 87 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:45,563 Only a few disagree, of whom Theophrastus was one. 88 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:50,027 But who gives a damn if Theophrastus enjoys telling lies? 89 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:53,944 Therefore arrange for my marriage promptly, 90 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,066 for I do not wish to wait. 91 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,614 But I warn you, dear friends: 92 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:03,328 On no account will I take an old wife, for I say 93 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,498 "Old fish and young flesh." 94 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,419 I'll have no woman of 30. 95 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,919 No, that's but straw and fodder! 96 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:19,176 A woman trained in many schools is half a scholar, 97 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,641 and I don't care for scholars! 98 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,902 Fuck off. 99 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:53,586 What pretty figures and pretty faces! 100 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:56,050 By God... 101 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,342 what lovely neighbors the Lord has provided! 102 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,841 It's only a question of choosing. 103 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,511 Eh, why not? 104 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,022 May! 105 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,686 May... 106 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,358 Better not. 107 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,614 But then again... 108 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,406 yes. 109 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,889 Brothers... 110 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,649 come here! 111 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,609 Come quickly! 112 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:58,940 No longer need you search on foot and on horseback. 113 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:02,784 I've made my decision, and I won't turn back. 114 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,075 I have found my mate, 115 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,290 the firm foundation of my happiness! 116 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,205 I've chosen May. 117 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:15,251 Come, brothers. Draw up a marriage contract 118 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,132 and publish the banns! 119 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,922 My heart needs peace! 120 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,811 My brother, I feel in my heart 121 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,231 a deep pity that tonight 122 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,151 I must do harm to her. 123 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,657 I fear she will not 124 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:27,073 bear up under my assaults. 125 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,621 God forbid that I should use 126 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,544 all my might. 127 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:39,336 I wish all these guests were gone, damn it! 128 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,837 Enough eating! Let the dancing begin! 129 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,367 Get on with it. 130 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,206 Hurry up, Father. 131 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,923 Father, move it along. 132 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,179 Go away, all of you! 133 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,268 Go on, get out! 134 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:29,780 Alas, now I must trespass against you, my little spouse, 135 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:34,621 and make you suffer before our moment of pleasure. 136 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,745 But remember 137 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:42,121 that no craftsman in the world 138 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:45,290 can do his best work hastily. 139 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,677 But I don't care how long our sport takes us. 140 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,047 We have all the time we want. 141 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,675 Yes, my little wife, 142 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:59,305 we have the law of God and man on our side. 143 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,482 I'm ready! 144 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,470 I did it! 145 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,810 "My dir May I luv yoo with all my hart 146 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:15,107 and if yoo don't make luv to me I shall die" 147 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,081 Best to rest now. It's almost day. 148 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:31,127 I'm a bit weary. That's twice, you know. 149 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:31,521 You'll see, my Columbine, how fair a garden! 150 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,396 Not even the author of The Romance of the Rose 151 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,275 could describe the beauty of my garden. 152 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,991 Now summer's come again, 153 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,366 and from now on only in this garden 154 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:51,039 will I pay you my debt as a husband. 155 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,883 No one but I may enter this garden. 156 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,716 I allow no one to hold the key 157 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,681 but myself alone, understand? 158 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,597 I keep it with me always. 159 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,594 May, come. 160 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,140 Undress and come lie beside me. 161 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:26,424 "Dear Damiano I love yu to with ol my harte. 162 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:31,144 I'll hav a kee to the garden mayd and we can mayk love there" 163 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,612 Help! 164 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,112 Help me! 165 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,990 I'm blind, you imbeciles! 166 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,993 - Get a doctor! - You hear me? 167 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,460 I'm blind! 168 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,627 May, help me! I'm blind! 169 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,799 May, where are you? 170 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,775 May, where are you? 171 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,567 Ah, there you are. 172 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,816 Where are you running off to? 173 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,659 I've got you now. 174 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:32,038 I can't see you, but I'll never let you go. 175 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:07,197 Everyone out! 176 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,908 I don't want any of you! 177 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:12,287 Leave me alone with my May! 178 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,076 Everybody out, I said! 179 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,870 Go away! 180 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,244 Get out! 181 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,754 Out of my sight! 182 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,335 Go away! 183 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,586 Out, all of you! 184 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,195 Lead me to my garden. 185 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,029 Ah, my garden 186 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,111 that I shall never see again! 187 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,420 Poor January, led off to be deceived, 188 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,960 but not all will be to his ill, 189 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:08,426 because the very moment his wife is to dishonor him, 190 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:11,216 I'll give him back his sight to see her treachery. 191 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,214 Of course you can if you wish, 192 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,809 but in that case I'll teach her the words to save herself. 193 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,645 Don't be angry. I surrender. 194 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:23,641 But I am a king, and a king must keep his word. 195 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,402 And you know I am a queen, 196 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,646 and I too will keep my word. 197 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:32,650 I tell you only so you'll not be angry with me. 198 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:52,629 - Are we there, my love? - Yes. 199 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:55,473 Come now, stretch out on the grass, 200 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,968 my sweet little wife... 201 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:01,186 little body sweeter than wine, and eyes of a dove — 202 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:03,226 My belly! 203 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,192 I so long to eat those lovely mulberries up in the tree! 204 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,194 My sweet, fruitful wife, 205 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,655 there is no boy here to climb the tree, 206 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,775 and I am old and blind. 207 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:16,403 It doesn't matter. Come over here. 208 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:23,209 I beg you, be careful, my dear. 209 00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,749 Do not hurt yourself. 210 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:30,000 That's it. Very good. 211 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:34,049 I'd give my very heart's blood to help you. 212 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:45,231 Are the mulberries good and ripe? 213 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:48,435 Eat, my child. 214 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,732 Eat your fill. 215 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,369 My eyes! 216 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,455 I can see! 217 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,075 I can see! 218 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,628 Help! 219 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:16,675 What are you doing, you filthy slut? 220 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,595 You can see! 221 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,594 It's a miracle! 222 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,650 I'm so happy. 223 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,395 I saw you! 224 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,989 That man was taking you! 225 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:38,030 I saw you with my own eyes 226 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,778 up in that tree! 227 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,616 You're dazed, sir! 228 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:46,079 Your eyes played tricks on you as your vision returned. 229 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,122 Your jealousy made you see phantoms. 230 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,499 Oh, husband, your sight is restored. 231 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,921 Let us thank God for this miracle. 232 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:00,889 You're right, little wife. 233 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:04,602 Let's forget everything. Come along. 234 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:08,394 And may the Lord forgive me if ever I thought ill of you. 235 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:19,325 You're even more beautiful than I remembered, 236 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,283 my sweetest May. 237 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,240 Come. 238 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,695 Listen. 239 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,157 One moment. 240 00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,419 Virgin Mary! 241 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,707 Behind the market, along Fish Street, 242 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:05,293 Not the old market, but the new one, 243 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:07,591 at the end of Fish Street. 244 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,885 I found two of them. 245 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:44,211 My friend, for your wife's sake I'll cross you out of our black book. 246 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,334 No need to tremble like that. 247 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:48,461 You got away with it this time. 248 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:50,759 I'm your friend. I want to help you. 249 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:53,890 - How much did you say you'd give me? - Three hundred! Four! 250 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,885 Take it all! 251 00:30:56,021 --> 00:31:00,185 Just don't denounce me for lechery, for the love of God! 252 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,535 So... 253 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:17,782 you swear by Christ you haven't one copper coin to give me? 254 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:21,206 It's the truth, my lord. I swear! 255 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:24,338 Friend, I'm doing this for your sake. 256 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:26,628 I'm a poor man, sir. 257 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,418 Have mercy on me. 258 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,760 You must ask the judge for mercy. 259 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,096 You're fried, my friend. 260 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,470 Fritters. 261 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,217 Just a moment! 262 00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:45,016 Just a minute! We're coming! 263 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,958 Excellent work, my dear friend. 264 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,300 You do yourself much honor. 265 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,887 I have new matters to entrust you with. 266 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:04,613 Hail, and well met, sir! 267 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:08,034 Welcome, and good company. Do you ride far today? 268 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,875 No, nearby, to collect rent due my master. 269 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,210 So you're a rent collector? 270 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:15,704 So am I. 271 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,458 But I'm a stranger here. I know no one in these parts. 272 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:22,427 I pray you: Be my friend and brother. 273 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:24,929 On my word of honor. 274 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,217 Give me your hand. 275 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:39,444 Let us swear to be brothers till the day we die. 276 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,192 I swear. 277 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:47,111 Brother, where is your district, in case someday 278 00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:49,409 I should visit there and need you? 279 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,784 It's far away in the north country, 280 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:55,745 but I hope to see you there, 281 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,541 and soon. 282 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,717 Brother, since we're both rent collectors, 283 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:05,884 teach me one trick of the trade to earn more money. 284 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,256 Forget about "conscience" and "sin." 285 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:11,010 Speak frankly, as one brother to another. 286 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,137 Don't worry about that. 287 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:16,482 My wages are so small, and I have to manage somehow, 288 00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:19,146 so I live by extortion and blackmail. 289 00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:20,940 So do I. 290 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,814 Without extortion and blackmail I couldn't survive. 291 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,443 I know neither pity nor conscience. 292 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,537 By God, we were made to meet. 293 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:32,656 But tell me: What is your name? 294 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:45,548 Brother, do you really want to know? 295 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:49,510 I am a devil, and hell is my home. 296 00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:53,185 I ride hereabouts to earn a living, just as you do. 297 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:57,272 You cheat without the slightest scruple, just as I do. 298 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,858 I would keep you good company 299 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:02,318 until you forsake me. 300 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:05,359 Even if you're the devil himself, I'll keep our bargain. 301 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:07,824 Aren't we both out for profit? 302 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:12,037 We could share what we make. 303 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:16,371 That is, you can take all that men wish to give you. 304 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,753 Agreed. You'll take your part, 305 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:24,375 while I'll take all that men wish to give me. 306 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,724 Brother, here lives an old woman 307 00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:39,765 who'd as soon lose her neck as part with a penny. 308 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:42,108 But I'll have twelve pence off her 309 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,899 by threatening to summon her to court, 310 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:48,065 though God knows she's innocent of the slightest offense. 311 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:51,535 Watch how we do things around here... 312 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,324 and learn. 313 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,456 God save you, sires, 314 00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:00,122 and what can I do for you? 315 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,750 I have a summons here. 316 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:04,589 On pain of excommunication, 317 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:07,296 you're to appear tomorrow before the arch-deacon 318 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:10,261 and answer to the court regarding certain matters. 319 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,427 I'm sure you know what I mean. 320 00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:14,849 Twelve pence and I'll see you're acquitted. 321 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:19,264 Where will I find twelve pence, holy Mother of God? 322 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:23,935 I swear I've never had or even seen twelve pence in all my life. 323 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,528 Have pity on this poor old woman, sir! 324 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,819 Pay or I'll take that pitcher 325 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:33,114 as payment for the fine I paid on your behalf 326 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:35,533 when you cuckolded your poor husband. 327 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:39,286 Lies! I've never been summoned before any court! 328 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:42,953 And never was I but of my body true! 329 00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:47,125 But your body I'd give to the devil, and my pitcher too! 330 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,669 Kind woman and dear mother... 331 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,214 were you in earnest 332 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,847 when you spoke those words? 333 00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:00,311 Yes, let the devil take him alive, 334 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,228 pitcher and all, unless he repents! 335 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,974 Repent? 336 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,523 That is not my intent, you old hag. 337 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,613 I've no intention of repenting for what I take from you, 338 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,483 no matter what happens. 339 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:52,064 Brother, don't be angry. 340 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:55,530 This pitcher and your body 341 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:57,861 are mine by right. 342 00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:02,033 This very night you shall come with me to hell... 343 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:05,165 where you shall learn more of our secrets 344 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,038 than any master of divinity. 345 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,642 NOTES FOR A BOOK ABOUT THE PILGRIMS' TALES 346 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:05,933 ON THE WAY TO CANTERBURY 347 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:08,269 THE COOK'S TALE 348 00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,733 Get out! 349 00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:13,854 Be gone, you wretched scoundrel! 350 00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:16,573 You'll freeload off me no longer! 351 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:19,492 Never show your face around here again, 352 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,987 you bastard! 353 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,122 Get out! Go on! 354 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:29,933 Stop there! 355 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:55,539 I'll get you, you rotten little scoundrel! 356 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:24,441 Got the sack, didn't you? 357 00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:26,109 You're a disgrace 358 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:27,903 to the family! 359 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,528 I'm sure your mother had you by some Italian! 360 00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:35,202 To bed at once with no dinner, rotten good-for-nothing! 361 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:56,310 Eat, my son, but don't let your father see. 362 00:46:56,731 --> 00:47:00,770 But be a good boy and find another job tomorrow. 363 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,892 Promise me in God's name. 364 00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:05,066 I promise! 365 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:11,901 Good day. 366 00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:15,155 Master, would you have a job for me? 367 00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:19,080 I do happen to need a boy. I'll try you out. 368 00:47:27,219 --> 00:47:29,085 Shine up those eggs. 369 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:32,050 Go on, shine 'em — and be careful! 370 00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:50,273 Nice. 371 00:47:51,786 --> 00:47:53,618 What have you done? 372 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,078 It's nothing. 373 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:09,212 How can that be? 374 00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:15,385 It's truly a miracle. 375 00:48:15,518 --> 00:48:17,475 This I have to see. 376 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:26,017 What a pity! 377 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:29,107 Goodness! I've made quite an omelet. 378 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:43,410 - I have to step out for a moment. - Fine, Master. 379 00:48:43,796 --> 00:48:47,380 You stay here and work, and serve my customers well. 380 00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:48,998 Very well. 381 00:48:57,726 --> 00:48:59,683 Come join our game. 382 00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:10,187 Come on. 383 00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:31,212 So I can join your game? 384 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,573 You dirty scoundrel! You're fired! 385 00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:59,737 Better cast away the rotten apple before it rots all the rest! 386 00:50:00,414 --> 00:50:01,996 You're right. 387 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,670 Evening. 388 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:03,888 Perkin, meet my wife. 389 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:07,769 She's a whore. 390 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:07,371 Perkin the Reveler... 391 00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:09,911 we declare you under arrest. 392 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,368 Follow us to London jail, 393 00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:14,370 where you'll await trial. 394 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:47,637 Geoffrey Chaucer! 395 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:50,258 Yes, my wife. 396 00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:04,484 Grant the reward of virtue 397 00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:09,448 Grant the deliverance of salvation 398 00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:13,240 Grant eternal joy 399 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:16,037 Robin, let's go, quick! 400 00:54:57,127 --> 00:55:00,370 Alison, if I can't have you now, 401 00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:02,629 my passion for you will kill me. 402 00:55:02,758 --> 00:55:05,500 You're crazy! Stop it! 403 00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:08,970 Love me right now, or I swear I'll die! 404 00:55:09,097 --> 00:55:11,885 Let me go, Nicholas... 405 00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:14,259 or I'll scream! 406 00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:17,891 Kindly keep your hands off me! 407 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:20,936 Alison, my love, 408 00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:22,900 I don't just desire your body. 409 00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:25,061 I love you with all my soul. 410 00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:29,316 I'll be your servant, your slave, if you'll but love me a little. 411 00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:32,402 In that case, if you swear it — 412 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:34,077 I swear! 413 00:55:36,124 --> 00:55:38,741 - Then I'll give you my love. - When? 414 00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:41,251 My husband is very jealous. 415 00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:43,246 Guard your secret 416 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:45,089 or I'm as good as dead. 417 00:55:45,259 --> 00:55:46,749 Then do as I say: 418 00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:49,297 Bring me a basket with food for three days, 419 00:55:49,429 --> 00:55:51,386 for I'll not leave my room. 420 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:55,304 Then do just as I tell you, and don't worry... 421 00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:59,178 for any scholar has wasted his time who can't outwit a carpenter. 422 00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:02,185 Once more! 423 00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:08,188 Gather enough eggs, meat, vegetables, and fruit for three days. 424 00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:35,928 Soften all that is rigid 425 00:56:41,315 --> 00:56:45,604 Grant eternal joy 426 00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:15,504 Time to go, Martin. 427 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,095 How do I look? 428 00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:38,823 Alison, my love... 429 00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:54,548 Master Gervase, don't you ever do anything but work? 430 00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:58,214 At your age, I too liked to give all the ladies 431 00:57:58,350 --> 00:58:00,216 my "benediction"! 432 00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:06,605 Come on, Absalom, let's go! 433 00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:48,477 Alison, you hear Absalom singing beneath our window? 434 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:51,771 Yes, John, I hear every note. 435 00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:54,854 Is he that amorous parish clerk 436 00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:59,200 who thinks only of decking himself out and making eyes at girls? 437 00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:01,740 The very same. 438 00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:04,534 They say he's careful in his speech 439 00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:07,704 and squeamish about farts. 440 00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:09,744 Sleep, husband. 441 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,212 You must be weary after your long journey. 442 00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:14,840 Listen to that Absalom, 443 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:16,959 warbling like a nightingale. 444 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:29,396 Alison! 445 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:33,309 You sure you haven't seen our student all day? 446 00:59:33,445 --> 00:59:35,561 I'm sure. 447 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:39,065 I sent Jill to inquire at his door, but there was no answer. 448 00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:41,696 Robin, let's go up and see. 449 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:57,336 Help us, St. Frideswide! 450 00:59:57,469 --> 00:59:59,051 He seems made of stone. 451 00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:03,218 By St. Thomas, I feel sorry for our dear Nicholas. 452 01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:05,883 I'll go inside 453 01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:08,852 and shake him out of his meditations. 454 01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:10,971 I promise you that! 455 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:16,352 May I come in? 456 01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:19,396 May I? 457 01:00:20,242 --> 01:00:22,950 Nicholas! What's the matter? 458 01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:25,945 Look down! Think of our Lord. 459 01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:28,789 I'll make the sign of the cross 460 01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:31,784 to protect you from spirits and witches. 461 01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:36,289 Jesus Christ and St. Benedict, protect this house. 462 01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:45,715 Shall all the world be lost again so soon? 463 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:47,762 I'm not lying, John. 464 01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:51,478 By my astrology I've learned that on Monday next 465 01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,517 a rain will fall so furious and wild 466 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:55,891 that Noah's flood was only half as great. 467 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:58,401 Within an hour the world will be submerged 468 01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:00,654 and all mankind will drown! 469 01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:03,278 Is my poor wife to drown too? 470 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:06,243 Lord, my poor Alison too? 471 01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:08,370 Is there no escape from this misfortune? 472 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:10,284 There is, by God! 473 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:13,079 Follow my advice and I promise: 474 01:01:13,253 --> 01:01:15,995 I shall save her, you, and myself! 475 01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:18,585 There's no time for dawdling! 476 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:20,669 Go get some large barrels, 477 01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:23,214 one for each of us, 478 01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:25,929 large enough to float in, 479 01:01:26,057 --> 01:01:28,094 and bring food for a day too. 480 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:29,933 For the waters 481 01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:32,894 will subside the next day at 9:00 a.m. 482 01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:36,311 And send away your servants, Robin and Jill. 483 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:39,526 Hang the the barrels high from the roof, 484 01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:41,361 where no one will see them. 485 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,905 And place an ax in each, 486 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,571 so we can cut the ropes when the water comes 487 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:49,821 and float like lords, safe and sound, 488 01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:51,947 as did Noah and his wife. 489 01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:55,914 You and your wife must keep well apart, 490 01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:57,832 for woe betide any man 491 01:01:57,964 --> 01:02:00,126 who commits carnal sin this night! 492 01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:07,471 Now go forth to work, and Godspeed. 493 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,573 Quickly now, let's get aboard. 494 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:24,297 That's enough. Now hush! 495 01:03:41,276 --> 01:03:43,187 Absalom. 496 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,688 Come here, quick! 497 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,907 The carpenter hasn't been seen all day, 498 01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:53,027 his servants are in London, 499 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:55,154 and your chickadee's alone in bed. 500 01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:57,740 Then I'll run there! 501 01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:23,106 Let's go. 502 01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:32,820 - Let me undress you. - No, I'll undress you! 503 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:36,035 - Show it to me. - You first. 504 01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:38,155 I want to see it! 505 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:41,872 Show it to me. 506 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:09,148 You lucky devil, Absalom, off for a good screw! 507 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:25,040 Alison, it's me — Absalom. 508 01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:32,004 What are you doing, my honeycomb? 509 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:34,461 Alison, my gentle flower, 510 01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:36,759 my fair little bird, wake up. 511 01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:38,347 Speak to me. 512 01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:40,551 It's Absalom. 513 01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:45,472 If you knew all the gifts he's tried to win me over with: 514 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:48,688 sweet wine and mead, 515 01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:50,860 beer perfumed with spices, 516 01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:53,272 the freshest fruit, 517 01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:55,991 wafer cakes hot from the oven. 518 01:05:58,413 --> 01:06:01,371 And since I'm a city girl, money as well. 519 01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:05,708 My dear... 520 01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:07,828 my thirst for love is so great 521 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:09,875 that I'm moaning like a turtledove. 522 01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:11,840 Go away, you fool! 523 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:13,959 I love another more than you. 524 01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:16,716 I know. True love is always ill-served. 525 01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:19,806 But if I cannot hope for more, 526 01:06:19,934 --> 01:06:21,971 give me just one kiss. 527 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:24,261 If I do, will you go away? 528 01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:26,146 Certainly, my love! 529 01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:30,609 Then get ready! I'm coming! 530 01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:36,318 You'll die laughing. 531 01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:38,737 My kiss, Alison. 532 01:06:39,204 --> 01:06:41,571 Quick! The neighbors mustn't see. 533 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,914 I am a lord now, for after this I hope there will be more. 534 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:04,476 What have you done, Alison? 535 01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:08,723 I swear by St. Thomas, you'll pay for this! 536 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:10,599 You'll pay for this! 537 01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:22,782 - Master Gervase! - Absalom! 538 01:07:22,914 --> 01:07:24,530 - What's happened? - Nothing. 539 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,909 Has some pretty girl brought you out on the trot? 540 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:29,205 Dear friend, 541 01:07:29,337 --> 01:07:32,796 lend me that red-hot poker from the fire, 542 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:34,502 and I'll bring it back at once. 543 01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:36,124 Surely! Take it! 544 01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:39,219 - But what for? - Don't worry? 545 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:41,971 I'll tell you tomorrow. 546 01:08:03,538 --> 01:08:07,406 Alison, it's me again, your Absalom! 547 01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:10,159 - I'm back, my love. - What now? 548 01:08:10,378 --> 01:08:13,416 I've brought you a gold ring my mother gave me. 549 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:15,164 It's beautiful. 550 01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:17,833 It's yours for another kiss. 551 01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:21,178 - Shall I take a turn now? - Yes! 552 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:24,260 Leave it to me. 553 01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:27,008 Alison, aren't you coming? 554 01:08:27,353 --> 01:08:29,435 Just a kiss. 555 01:08:29,564 --> 01:08:31,680 Just one more kiss. 556 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:35,350 Speak, my little bird, so I know where you are. 557 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:38,478 There you are! 558 01:08:40,158 --> 01:08:42,866 Water, for the love of God! 559 01:08:42,994 --> 01:08:47,204 - Water! - My God, it's Noah's flood! 560 01:08:55,923 --> 01:08:59,006 Husband, come on! 561 01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:00,967 You know what we women are like. 562 01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:03,632 We need our gossip. 563 01:09:03,765 --> 01:09:05,881 It's one of our weaknesses. 564 01:09:06,017 --> 01:09:08,509 The more you deny it to us, the more we want it. 565 01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:10,352 Are you done yet? 566 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:14,724 Shh, my ass! I can't just lie here at your beck and call! 567 01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:21,939 That's good. 568 01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:24,403 Well? 569 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,039 Water! 570 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:35,001 Mary, bring some water for your master. 571 01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:57,436 What a lovely ass. 572 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:15,075 Alice. 573 01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:26,920 What is it? 574 01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:42,811 Very nice! 575 01:11:09,807 --> 01:11:11,514 Bitch! 576 01:11:11,684 --> 01:11:13,675 My turn! 577 01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:31,279 Ah, dear neighbor... 578 01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:33,494 this is Master Jenkin, my new boarder. 579 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:35,364 He's a student at Oxford. 580 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:39,667 - Pleased to meet you. - The pleasure's all mine. 581 01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:44,085 I think I've seen you somewhere before. 582 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:45,707 Who knows where? 583 01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:04,025 He's a fine young stud, 584 01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:08,237 but as all my husbands have told me... 585 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:13,239 I have the best little pussy to be found 586 01:12:13,371 --> 01:12:15,408 in the entire city of Bath. 587 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,873 Still, dear, you're married, if I'm not mistaken. 588 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:24,087 Modesty aside, I'm never without plans for a marriage, 589 01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:25,751 not to mention other things. 590 01:12:25,925 --> 01:12:28,667 And if you want to know, I think it's silly 591 01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:32,341 for a mouse to have only one hole to hide in. 592 01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:35,549 If you like, 593 01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:39,394 I've agreed to go to the procession with him tomorrow. 594 01:13:06,173 --> 01:13:08,210 Oh, sweet husband, 595 01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:10,333 beloved husband! 596 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:14,133 Why are you leaving me? 597 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:23,305 Never again... 598 01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,428 I came here to speak to you, Jenkin. 599 01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:29,890 Then speak. 600 01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:34,020 You have enchanted me. It's useless to deny it. 601 01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:38,064 That's right. 602 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:40,441 All night long I dreamed of you. 603 01:15:41,287 --> 01:15:43,369 You tried to kill me 604 01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:45,989 as I lay on my back, 605 01:15:46,584 --> 01:15:49,292 and my bed was covered in blood. 606 01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:53,792 You've enchanted me... 607 01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:55,957 so you'll have to marry me. 608 01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:00,803 Marry you? But I'm too young. 609 01:16:02,141 --> 01:16:05,429 You see, my poor husband is croaking his last, 610 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:09,145 and all who know about such things agree 611 01:16:09,273 --> 01:16:12,140 that my dream was a propitious one, 612 01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:14,813 because blood... 613 01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:16,940 means gold. 614 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:55,725 Alice, my hat! 615 01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:58,069 Quick! 616 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,524 How do I look? 617 01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:10,039 Let's go! 618 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:21,172 Jenkin, do you take this woman 619 01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:25,092 for your wedded wife by the sacred rite of our Mother Church? 620 01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:29,763 Alice, do you take this man for your wedded husband 621 01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:32,637 by the sacred rite of our Mother Church? 622 01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:44,441 And this is for my dearly beloved fifth husband 623 01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:46,568 to pee in. 624 01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:04,502 Jenkin... 625 01:18:05,973 --> 01:18:10,092 I hope I won't regret giving you all the land and rent 626 01:18:10,269 --> 01:18:12,852 bequeathed to me by the four 627 01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:14,971 who went before you. 628 01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:32,947 Everything's in this book. 629 01:18:34,001 --> 01:18:37,790 And what might this "everything" be? 630 01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:40,705 By St. Yoce! 631 01:18:42,259 --> 01:18:44,967 It tells how Simplicius Gallus 632 01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:48,550 left his wife for good 633 01:18:49,016 --> 01:18:51,303 because he caught her once 634 01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:54,677 peering outside bareheaded. 635 01:18:54,813 --> 01:18:56,895 Eve, in her perversity, 636 01:18:57,733 --> 01:19:00,191 has led all men to misery 637 01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:02,731 and Christ to the cross. 638 01:19:04,823 --> 01:19:06,860 And Xanthippe... 639 01:19:07,534 --> 01:19:11,744 who poured a piss pot over Socrates's head, 640 01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:15,331 and that saintly man calmly wiped himself off 641 01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:17,496 and said only... 642 01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:23,168 "'Ere thunder ceases, down comes the rain." 643 01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:25,292 Jenkin... 644 01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:32,053 I hate people who dare tell me my faults, 645 01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:36,303 like you think you can! 646 01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:39,188 You turd! You bastard! 647 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,856 You swine! 648 01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:57,078 You've killed me just to wallow... 649 01:19:59,253 --> 01:20:01,836 in all my lands and money. 650 01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:05,214 But I forgive you, 651 01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:07,421 and before I die... 652 01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:12,506 come give me one last kiss. 653 01:20:12,641 --> 01:20:15,474 God curse me for what I've done. 654 01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:17,476 Forgive me... 655 01:20:17,604 --> 01:20:19,595 I beseech you, my dear. 656 01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:22,224 Yes, I forgive you. 657 01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:29,439 My nose! 658 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,752 Warden... 659 01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:46,589 I'm sorry about this illness 660 01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:49,091 that keeps me in bed 661 01:20:49,219 --> 01:20:51,881 like a newborn babe. 662 01:20:52,139 --> 01:20:55,552 What grieves me most is that Simkin the miller 663 01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:57,641 will take advantage 664 01:20:57,770 --> 01:21:01,263 and steal a hundred times more grain than before. 665 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:02,763 Warden, sir! 666 01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:07,318 Since our manciple is dying — 667 01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:09,938 Or looks to be about to — 668 01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:14,030 May we have leave to go watch the miller grind our grain? 669 01:21:15,329 --> 01:21:18,162 So you'd like to take on 670 01:21:18,290 --> 01:21:20,782 this task, eh? 671 01:21:20,918 --> 01:21:24,206 We bet our necks the miller won't manage to cheat us 672 01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:26,545 by trickery or by force. 673 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:39,384 Very well. Go, good scholars. 674 01:21:39,645 --> 01:21:42,478 It seems to me the only solution. 675 01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:45,477 May the good Lord protect you. 676 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:05,994 How nice it is to gad about with fuck-all to do! 677 01:22:06,171 --> 01:22:09,209 We're always locked up in school. Look how wide the world is! 678 01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:11,833 You'd like a good screw, wouldn't you? 679 01:22:11,969 --> 01:22:15,178 We're worse than monks, with our pricks always hard. 680 01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:17,384 Ah, freedom! 681 01:22:28,068 --> 01:22:30,526 Greetings, Simkin! 682 01:22:33,532 --> 01:22:35,523 How goes it, Simkin? 683 01:22:35,659 --> 01:22:38,697 How are your pretty daughter and your wife? 684 01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:40,786 Not bad, it seems! 685 01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,245 What a nice surprise: 686 01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:47,368 two students instead of the manciple! 687 01:22:47,546 --> 01:22:49,503 What brings you to these parts? 688 01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:52,168 Our manciple is dying... 689 01:22:53,135 --> 01:22:56,878 so we've come to grind our grain. 690 01:22:57,014 --> 01:22:59,255 What will you do while I grind it? 691 01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:03,259 I'll stand by the hopper and watch the grain go in, 692 01:23:03,437 --> 01:23:07,305 for I've never seen the hopper go to and fro. 693 01:23:07,441 --> 01:23:10,729 While you do that, I'll stand by 694 01:23:10,903 --> 01:23:13,861 and watch how the meal falls into the trough. 695 01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:17,448 For I am as bad a miller as John. 696 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:22,404 Then get your sack off the horse, lads, and bring it here. 697 01:23:22,623 --> 01:23:25,240 - Who'll carry it? - Give it to me. 698 01:23:25,417 --> 01:23:27,408 That's the way, lads. 699 01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:33,422 Milling's a great trade, eh? 700 01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:37,339 Make yourselves at home and get to work! 701 01:23:40,057 --> 01:23:42,765 Start the sails. 702 01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:44,634 We're ready. 703 01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:48,813 They think they can't be tricked... 704 01:23:48,941 --> 01:23:50,557 the simpletons. 705 01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:53,775 For all their philosophy, I'll give them bran for flour. 706 01:23:53,904 --> 01:23:56,692 The greatest scholars are not the wisest men. 707 01:23:56,823 --> 01:23:59,736 The more clever they think they are, the more I'll rob them. 708 01:24:59,803 --> 01:25:01,669 There you are, lads! 709 01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:03,804 Done in a trice! 710 01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:06,014 Interesting, the hopper! 711 01:25:06,852 --> 01:25:10,140 Interesting how the trough works! 712 01:25:21,992 --> 01:25:24,734 Christ almighty, our horse is gone! 713 01:25:24,870 --> 01:25:28,329 - Our warden's horse! - Which way did he go? 714 01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:32,246 He headed for the marshes, as fast as he could go. 715 01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:34,835 That damned beast won't get away! 716 01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:38,376 - Come on. - Why didn't you put him in the barn? 717 01:25:39,843 --> 01:25:42,335 Bring me bran to fill half their sack with. 718 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:43,927 Wouldn't trust me, eh? 719 01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:47,970 Look at them run. They need a little fun. 720 01:26:08,330 --> 01:26:11,243 Dobbin, where are you? 721 01:26:18,423 --> 01:26:21,415 Dobbin, leave the mares alone! 722 01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:39,441 Idiot! 723 01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:08,591 Good evening. 724 01:27:08,724 --> 01:27:10,635 You're as wet and weary 725 01:27:10,767 --> 01:27:12,929 as two creatures out in the rain, poor souls! 726 01:27:13,061 --> 01:27:14,517 We caught the horse, 727 01:27:14,646 --> 01:27:18,514 but we beg for hospitality, for the love of God. 728 01:27:18,650 --> 01:27:20,561 And for money, of course. 729 01:27:20,694 --> 01:27:23,652 Certainly. Perhaps with all your learning 730 01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:27,569 you can turn my humble abode into a spacious mansion. 731 01:27:32,414 --> 01:27:36,248 Cheer up! Have a drink with your old friend the miller! 732 01:28:00,734 --> 01:28:02,395 Are you asleep, John? 733 01:28:02,527 --> 01:28:05,565 Did you ever hear such a racket? 734 01:28:05,697 --> 01:28:07,859 What an infernal concert! 735 01:28:07,991 --> 01:28:10,323 The miller's snorting like a horse. 736 01:28:10,452 --> 01:28:13,570 He wouldn't know if you stuck a tail and horns on him. 737 01:28:13,705 --> 01:28:15,867 Who wants to sleep tonight anyway? 738 01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:21,543 I'll be damned if I don't hump that wench! 739 01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:24,914 After all, the law provides redress 740 01:28:25,050 --> 01:28:29,465 for all the grain he stole from us. 741 01:28:29,721 --> 01:28:32,088 The miller's a dangerous man. 742 01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:34,181 Don't wake him or he'll thrash us good. 743 01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:36,846 To hell with him. He's not worth a flea. 744 01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:41,188 What about me? You get revenge with his daughter, 745 01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:44,229 while I lie here like a sack of potatoes? 746 01:28:44,569 --> 01:28:48,904 When they learn of it at school, they'll call me a real fool! 747 01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:52,154 Fend for yourself. But look what I've got here. 748 01:28:55,497 --> 01:28:57,488 Well, what about mine? 749 01:29:05,799 --> 01:29:08,131 Damn it, that hurt! 750 01:29:53,138 --> 01:29:57,302 I have to pee or I'll burst. 751 01:30:03,481 --> 01:30:06,644 Damn that cradle! 752 01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:50,810 Where's that cradle? 753 01:30:50,987 --> 01:30:52,773 Blast it all! 754 01:30:52,906 --> 01:30:55,318 I almost got in the wrong bed. 755 01:31:02,707 --> 01:31:06,291 Husband, you haven't been like this in years. 756 01:31:06,419 --> 01:31:08,330 What's happened to you? 757 01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:10,045 Shut up and get on with it! 758 01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:12,255 Molly, my love, 759 01:31:12,384 --> 01:31:15,718 my sweet, darling little pussy. 760 01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:18,671 Bravo, husband! 761 01:31:34,364 --> 01:31:36,981 Farewell, Molly. It's dawn and I can't stay, 762 01:31:37,117 --> 01:31:40,200 but wherever I go, I'll always be your student. 763 01:31:40,328 --> 01:31:41,864 Farewell, my love. 764 01:31:41,997 --> 01:31:44,284 But one thing before you go: 765 01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:48,330 When you leave the mill, behind the door on the right, 766 01:31:48,461 --> 01:31:50,623 you'll find a loaf made of the flour 767 01:31:50,755 --> 01:31:52,792 my father stole from you. 768 01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:55,006 Go, and God protect you, my love. 769 01:32:12,110 --> 01:32:13,396 John! 770 01:32:13,528 --> 01:32:16,566 Wake up, sleepyhead, and listen to this. 771 01:32:17,949 --> 01:32:20,111 I screwed the miller's daughter three times 772 01:32:20,243 --> 01:32:22,234 while you lay here cowering. 773 01:32:22,370 --> 01:32:25,613 Oh, did you, you filthy devil! 774 01:32:25,749 --> 01:32:28,457 Help, John! 775 01:32:33,298 --> 01:32:36,666 They're killing each other! 776 01:32:37,052 --> 01:32:38,634 My husband! 777 01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:50,808 Bye-bye, my love. 778 01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:54,353 John, this was baked with our flour. 779 01:34:03,138 --> 01:34:05,345 Why don't you just cut it off? 780 01:34:05,890 --> 01:34:07,380 Bitch! 781 01:34:15,066 --> 01:34:16,556 Come here. 782 01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:27,283 Come on! 783 01:34:31,916 --> 01:34:33,406 Slut! 784 01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:53,177 You're on double time now. 785 01:34:54,856 --> 01:34:57,188 - Just a minute. - What? 786 01:34:57,442 --> 01:34:59,399 Tell me you're my queen. 787 01:34:59,652 --> 01:35:01,359 I'm your queen. 788 01:35:12,457 --> 01:35:14,118 My love... 789 01:35:14,417 --> 01:35:16,124 my little pigeon... 790 01:35:16,502 --> 01:35:18,459 my sweet little flower. 791 01:35:44,864 --> 01:35:47,026 Saint Paul was right: 792 01:35:47,158 --> 01:35:51,152 God shall destroy meat for the belly, and the belly for meat. 793 01:35:51,287 --> 01:35:53,028 Ah, go to hell! 794 01:35:53,164 --> 01:35:55,405 Cook, two fried eggs! 795 01:36:08,304 --> 01:36:10,136 Take that, you old bag. 796 01:36:10,265 --> 01:36:13,633 You were sent by the devil to light the fires of lust 797 01:36:13,768 --> 01:36:16,305 and fan them with your whores! 798 01:36:16,437 --> 01:36:18,929 Piss and shut up, why don't you? 799 01:36:20,858 --> 01:36:25,853 You'll pay for your sin in eternal hellfire! 800 01:36:26,030 --> 01:36:27,896 Wine is a lecherous thing, 801 01:36:28,032 --> 01:36:30,694 and drunkenness brings misfortune. 802 01:36:30,868 --> 01:36:31,983 You drunks! 803 01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:33,952 Your faces are disfigured, 804 01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:36,993 your breath sour, and your embrace foul! 805 01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:39,036 You fancy yourselves like Samson! 806 01:36:39,168 --> 01:36:41,455 But Samson never touched a drop of wine. 807 01:36:41,587 --> 01:36:43,294 Read the Bible, cretins! 808 01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:45,039 Ah, fuck off! 809 01:36:45,174 --> 01:36:48,963 Rufus, go and piss on your whores' heads! 810 01:36:52,849 --> 01:36:55,216 Now that I've preached against gluttony, 811 01:36:55,351 --> 01:36:57,217 I must warn you about gambling. 812 01:36:59,981 --> 01:37:03,394 Gambling is the father of lies and trickery, my friends, 813 01:37:03,568 --> 01:37:07,937 of obscenity and blasphemy against Christ. 814 01:37:08,072 --> 01:37:12,407 A prince who gambles loses his prestige as a ruler. 815 01:37:12,535 --> 01:37:15,402 Make a note of it, you ignorant fools! 816 01:37:44,567 --> 01:37:46,433 - Who died? - Hey, go ask 817 01:37:46,569 --> 01:37:49,687 whose corpse that is, and come back and tell us. 818 01:37:50,156 --> 01:37:53,444 No need to inquire, for I know already. 819 01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:55,825 He was a dear friend of yours, 820 01:37:55,953 --> 01:37:59,696 slain this very night as he sat drunk on a bench. 821 01:37:59,874 --> 01:38:04,243 A thief named Death came and split his heart with his spear, 822 01:38:04,379 --> 01:38:07,792 then left without a word. That's all I know. 823 01:38:07,924 --> 01:38:08,914 It's true. 824 01:38:09,050 --> 01:38:11,417 This Death — is he so dangerous? 825 01:38:11,552 --> 01:38:13,884 I'll seek him out high and low! 826 01:38:14,263 --> 01:38:16,595 Let us swear to be as brothers 827 01:38:16,724 --> 01:38:18,635 and avenge our friend Rufus. 828 01:38:18,810 --> 01:38:22,303 - We're brothers of the flesh! - That's right! 829 01:38:25,274 --> 01:38:26,856 Get your knives out! 830 01:38:26,984 --> 01:38:30,727 We'll scour the earth for the man who killed our friend. 831 01:38:31,155 --> 01:38:34,068 I tell you, Death will die! 832 01:39:35,553 --> 01:39:38,420 God be with you, gentle sirs. 833 01:39:38,556 --> 01:39:41,298 Filthy wretch, why are you wrapped up like a friar? 834 01:39:41,434 --> 01:39:43,050 Why do you live to such a great age? 835 01:39:43,186 --> 01:39:45,393 Though I've traveled the world over, 836 01:39:45,521 --> 01:39:47,888 and even been to India, 837 01:39:48,065 --> 01:39:51,103 I can find no one who will agree 838 01:39:51,235 --> 01:39:53,067 to exchange his youth 839 01:39:53,237 --> 01:39:55,069 for my old age. 840 01:39:55,239 --> 01:39:59,153 So, poor and wretched, I roam the world, 841 01:39:59,285 --> 01:40:02,778 and morning and night I knock my staff on the ground 842 01:40:03,581 --> 01:40:07,199 that holds my mother in its belly, and I say, 843 01:40:07,335 --> 01:40:09,292 "Dear Mother, let me in. 844 01:40:09,420 --> 01:40:12,503 When shall my bones at last lie at rest? 845 01:40:12,965 --> 01:40:15,502 Mother, I'd give all my wealth 846 01:40:15,635 --> 01:40:18,718 for that shroud you're wrapped in down there." 847 01:40:19,055 --> 01:40:22,264 But she will not yet do me that grace. 848 01:40:22,725 --> 01:40:24,181 Lads... 849 01:40:24,310 --> 01:40:26,551 Don't harm an old man, 850 01:40:26,687 --> 01:40:30,772 as you would not have others harm you when you're old. 851 01:40:31,317 --> 01:40:32,899 Let me go, 852 01:40:33,027 --> 01:40:35,610 and God be with you on your way. 853 01:40:35,780 --> 01:40:37,771 I must follow my own. 854 01:40:37,907 --> 01:40:40,945 You'll not get off so lightly, by God! 855 01:40:41,118 --> 01:40:44,031 Just now you spoke of one named Death. 856 01:40:44,163 --> 01:40:46,074 I wager you're his spy. 857 01:40:46,207 --> 01:40:48,164 Tell us where he is, or you'll pay for it. 858 01:40:48,292 --> 01:40:50,954 You're in league with him to slay us young folk. 859 01:40:54,173 --> 01:40:58,167 Very well. If you really wish to find whom you seek, 860 01:40:58,553 --> 01:41:01,261 go down that path there. 861 01:41:01,389 --> 01:41:03,505 I left the man you seek 862 01:41:03,641 --> 01:41:07,384 in a grove there, under a tree. 863 01:41:08,896 --> 01:41:10,853 See that oak? 864 01:41:10,982 --> 01:41:13,599 You should seek him there. 865 01:41:14,068 --> 01:41:16,184 May God be with you... 866 01:41:16,320 --> 01:41:19,358 but also make you better lads. 867 01:41:47,893 --> 01:41:51,056 From now on we can live as rich men! 868 01:41:51,188 --> 01:41:53,680 But how can we carry it away in daylight? 869 01:41:53,858 --> 01:41:56,270 We'd be taken for thieves and hanged for it! 870 01:41:56,444 --> 01:41:59,357 One of us must go into town for bread and wine. 871 01:41:59,488 --> 01:42:01,604 The other two will guard the treasure. 872 01:42:01,741 --> 01:42:03,698 Then we'll carry it away after nightfall. 873 01:42:03,826 --> 01:42:05,362 Dick is the youngest. 874 01:43:02,009 --> 01:43:02,999 Good day. 875 01:43:03,594 --> 01:43:07,258 Master Apothecary, I need poison to kill rats and a polecat 876 01:43:07,431 --> 01:43:10,674 that's been eating all my chickens, damn its soul. 877 01:43:10,810 --> 01:43:13,928 I will give you a poison — God save my soul — 878 01:43:14,105 --> 01:43:17,143 so strong that anyone who takes but a speck 879 01:43:17,274 --> 01:43:19,265 will die in minutes. 880 01:43:39,755 --> 01:43:41,792 Hey, bread and three flasks of wine! 881 01:43:42,633 --> 01:43:44,374 Hop to it! Run! 882 01:43:46,637 --> 01:43:48,924 Hurry up, you little bastard! 883 01:43:50,808 --> 01:43:53,596 Come on, damn it! I'm in a hurry! 884 01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:55,435 Get a move on! 885 01:43:57,273 --> 01:43:58,559 Right here! 886 01:44:45,070 --> 01:44:46,777 Listen, Johnny. 887 01:44:47,198 --> 01:44:49,030 We're sworn brothers. 888 01:44:50,534 --> 01:44:52,696 Two men are stronger than one. 889 01:44:52,828 --> 01:44:55,661 When Dick gets here, go to him 890 01:44:55,790 --> 01:44:59,374 as if to struggle in jest, and I'll knife him. 891 01:44:59,835 --> 01:45:02,543 We'll kill him and split the treasure. 892 01:45:03,380 --> 01:45:05,246 Here's the wine, boys! 893 01:45:05,382 --> 01:45:07,794 You made it! And about time too! 894 01:45:07,927 --> 01:45:10,339 - Give it here. - Christ, I'm thirsty! 895 01:45:14,767 --> 01:45:16,974 Dick, my love... 896 01:45:17,269 --> 01:45:19,931 I've always said you're my best friend. 897 01:45:21,065 --> 01:45:23,227 What a nice little ass you have! 898 01:45:32,409 --> 01:45:36,323 Now let's eat, drink, and make merry. Then we'll bury him. 899 01:45:38,833 --> 01:45:40,540 Wait. 900 01:46:39,810 --> 01:46:42,643 What delicious cake! 901 01:46:44,648 --> 01:46:46,855 Deus hic, dear Thomas. 902 01:46:56,827 --> 01:46:58,738 May God reward you, 903 01:46:58,871 --> 01:47:02,660 for here I've had many gifts and many a good meal. 904 01:47:03,250 --> 01:47:05,207 My dear Thomas, I've heard 905 01:47:05,336 --> 01:47:07,748 you've given things to other friars too. 906 01:47:08,672 --> 01:47:11,960 Thomas, that's why you're ill: 907 01:47:12,092 --> 01:47:15,380 You're disloyal. You gave oats to one convent. 908 01:47:15,512 --> 01:47:17,844 To another, hens and geese. 909 01:47:19,808 --> 01:47:23,517 No, Thomas, this will not do! 910 01:47:23,854 --> 01:47:27,142 What's a treasure worth divided into many parts? 911 01:47:27,274 --> 01:47:28,764 Nothing! 912 01:47:29,693 --> 01:47:32,060 I can only give you what I have, 913 01:47:32,196 --> 01:47:34,233 not what I don't have. 914 01:47:34,990 --> 01:47:38,483 You always say you're my loving brother. 915 01:47:39,203 --> 01:47:41,865 Yes, of course! 916 01:47:43,540 --> 01:47:45,531 Then, since I'm dying, 917 01:47:45,668 --> 01:47:48,706 I'll leave something to your holy monastery: 918 01:47:48,879 --> 01:47:51,120 the most precious thing I have. 919 01:47:51,256 --> 01:47:52,917 But you must swear 920 01:47:53,050 --> 01:47:56,839 to share it equally among all the other friars. 921 01:47:56,971 --> 01:47:59,554 Now, then: Put your hand down my back 922 01:47:59,682 --> 01:48:02,845 and you'll find something I have hidden 923 01:48:02,977 --> 01:48:05,014 right under my buttock. 924 01:48:07,773 --> 01:48:09,355 Come on! 925 01:48:09,483 --> 01:48:11,315 Where is it? 926 01:48:11,860 --> 01:48:13,817 Right beneath my ass. 927 01:48:14,279 --> 01:48:15,644 You hear? 928 01:48:15,781 --> 01:48:17,772 Is your hand there now? 929 01:48:17,908 --> 01:48:19,398 Then here it is! 930 01:48:38,137 --> 01:48:39,423 What is it? 931 01:48:39,805 --> 01:48:42,763 - You must come with me. - Where? 932 01:48:43,058 --> 01:48:45,971 We're going to pay a visit to hell. 933 01:48:46,103 --> 01:48:47,184 But why? 934 01:48:47,312 --> 01:48:50,179 It's been decided by those who do as they like. 935 01:48:50,315 --> 01:48:51,976 Ask no more. 936 01:48:52,109 --> 01:48:53,770 My God! 937 01:48:53,944 --> 01:48:57,437 Close your eyes, and don't open them. 938 01:48:58,782 --> 01:49:00,773 One, two, three! 939 01:49:35,652 --> 01:49:37,609 Hey, Satan... 940 01:49:37,738 --> 01:49:41,948 lift your tail and show this fellow where you keep friars in hell. 941 01:51:03,448 --> 01:51:06,486 HERE END THE CANTERBURY TALES... 942 01:51:06,618 --> 01:51:10,327 TOLD ONLY FOR THE PLEASURE OF TELLING THEM